Hey friends! Let’s have emotions about the new teaser for The Last Jedi. If you haven’t seen it and don’t want to see it STOP NOW! lol But really I’m about to pick this thing apart. If you haven’t seen it and want to here you go!
Ok so where to begin…..
REY! WHAT IS LUKE DOING TO YOU?
Seriously, tho. Does Rey have a bed? What is he feeding her? Do you need a coat?
Oh. Excuse me while I weep over Carrie Fisher. Screw you 2016. LEIA I’M SORRY HAN IS DEAD AND YOUR SON IS THE WORST LET ME LOVE YOU!
Why do I find these ships making the ground bleed so pretty? Be Safe everyone! PLEASE DON’T DIE DESTROYING THE SPACE NAZIS!!
WAKE UP MY SWEET PRINCE! If they keep Finn in this pod for the whole movie I will burn.. something. DON’T YOU DARE!
POE! BB-8! GET TO A SAFE PLACE!! Finn, Rey and I need you to LIVE!
CHEWY IS THAT YOU? Please say that Chewy is on a vengance rampage in Solo’s honor.
I feel like running with a lightsaber is more dangerous than running with scissors. WHAT IF YOU FALL REY?!
I have nothing to say to you, you dad killing, mom hurting, little shit.
MORE BACKSTORY! And I’m suuuure Luke won’t be cryptic at all about what happened or leave things out for Rey’s protection.
WHY ARE YOU SUCH A DRAMATIC PISS BABY, LUKE? GAAAAH! We get it. You’re tortured, but get your shit together and HELP OUT YOUR SISTER.
Blaaaah! Talk to me people. What are your feels? Do you care? Do you also want to punch Luke in the nose and drag him by the ear to his sister? Ugh I want this movie now!!!