Snog/Marry/BFF: Teen Wolf Returning Characters

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Look at this trio. Look hard. Now make the difficult decision: who will you snog (meaning one and done), who will you marry, and who ends up your BFF? We’ll tell you ours if you tell us yours. Well, actually we’ll tell you ours anyway.

Isn’t it good to know we care about the real issues here at Keysmash? Okay, go!

Snog Gerard, Marry Jackson, BFF Ethan. I don’t want to talk about my snog choice AT ALL, but that’s the quickest way to get rid of this guy, so that’s the route I’m taking. Taking one for the team, or something. Eurgh. Blech. MOVING ON. I’m not Ethan’s type, but we could totally be besties. Does that mean I can be besties with Danny too? Which leaves me and Jackson to be in a marriage that will probably include a lot of make up sex. I am not complaining, btw.

Snog Gerard, Marry Jackson, BFF Ethan. GROSS. I just threw up in my mouth a little. I can’t remember which twin Ethan was. Good twin? Bad twin? He was the one who dated Danny, right? So hopefully that means Danny will be around a lot. I mean, if I’m marrying his BFF and I’m BFFs with his boyfriend…smells like a polyamorous relationship to me. WHAT. 

Snog Jackson/Punch Gerard/Convict Ethan. Yes I know I’m cheating but OH WELL. I am not getting near the black goop coming out of Gerard.  Unless it’s to punch him in his awful face. NEXT! No, I still not have forgiven Ethan for what was done to Erica and Boyd. I’m petty AND I DO NOT CARE! Jackson, I would totally kiss bc why not? 

*whistles the Jeopardy theme* OKAY PENCILS DOWN. What are your choices?

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Liz has a ginger kitty named Thackery Binx who chirps like a bird and plays fetch like a dog. She reads a lot of slash, and writes a bit as well. She thinks she’s a good cook, she brews beer, she's a total nerd about baseball, she reads YA fiction, she has recently rediscovered her love of pop music, she swears like a sailor.
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  • leckadams

    1st – I didn’t know that the twins had a last name! Like I thought that was one of those things that just wasn’t talked about like the Sheriff’s name.
    Look I’ve done a lot of things in my life so it’s not like snogging Gerard is going to kill me. I don’t know enough about Ethan to marry him so I guess he gets BFF, unless we are doing one of those married at first sight things. So that leaves Jackson…Ok I think I’m going to do the married at first sight things with Ethan cause let’s be honest, divorce is an option. I think that Jackson’s assholishness & my i don’t really give a fuck attitude would work well as BFFs

    • Mel keysmash

      You’re a much better sport about this than I was. LOL