Snog/Marry/BFF: Nick Offerman’s Facial Hair

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Look at this trio. Look hard. Now make the difficult decision: who will you snog (meaning one and done), who will you marry, and who ends up your BFF? We’ll tell you ours if you tell us yours. Well, actually we’ll tell you ours anyway.

Isn’t it good to know we care about the real issues here at Keysmash? Okay, go!

 Snog Full Beard Nick Offerman, Marry No Facial Hair Nick Offerman, BFF Mustache Nick Offerman. I don’t know Nick Offerman from anything other than being married to Megan Mullally. I am snogging full beard because that’s not something I have ever experienced. I am marrying No Facial hair because I don’t want beard burn all the time. Bffing mustache because it makes me uncomfortable which makes good friendships.

Snog No Facial Hair Nick Offerman, Marry Full Beard Nick Offerman, BFF Mustache Nick Offerman. No QUESTION I’m marrying that beard. Hello. Hellllllerrrrrr. While I love Nick Offerman no matter how fuzzy his face is, I’m definitely choosing to snog bald-faced Nick, because I want the version of Nick that looks the most like Ron Swanson to be my BFF.

Snog Stache Nick Offerman, Marry Full Beard Nick, BFF No Facial Hair: Staches creep me out. They just do. Full beard for live and the no facial hair makes me think he could really use a friend. Don’t ask me why…. LOL 

*whistles the Jeopardy theme* OKAY PENCILS DOWN. What are your choices?

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