Look at this trio. Look hard. Now make the difficult decision: who will you snog (meaning one and done), who will you marry, and who ends up your BFF? We’ll tell you ours if you tell us yours. Well, actually we’ll tell you ours anyway.
Snog Count Olaf, Marry Doogie Howser, BFF Barney Stinson. I thought I knew what my choices were going to be for this trio, but turns out the only one I knew for sure was Doogie. My first real crush. I almost chose Barney as my snogee because let’s be real, he’s hot. But then I realized that meant I’d have to have Count Olaf around all the time and no one wants that. So even though it kind of makes me ill to think about, I’ll be snogging Count Olaf and making Barney my BFF. That way he won’t have to fight over Ted and Marshall anymore!
Snog Count Olaf, Marry Barney Stinson, BFF Doogie Howser. I quite frankly don’t know who Count Olaf is? But he does not look like someone I’d want to spend a lot of time with. Or even kiss, really, but beggars can’t be choosers. Or something. It was kind of a toss up between Barney and Doogie for the other two, but at the end of the day Doogie just feels more like friend material. I remember watching Doogie Howser with my mom when I was a kid and those fond memories just don’t really scream marriage material. So I guess me and Barney are gettin’ hitched. That’s cool. I think we’d have fun together and he’s a good guy.
Snog Count Olaf, Marry Barney Stinson, Bff Doogie Howser. One quick peck and I have Olaf out of my life for good. BUH BYE. I’d marry Barney bc he would be the most devoted and fun guy to spend the rest of my life with. Yeah you heard me. Screw the shit ending the show gave him. In the last season he showed so much growth I would happily marry him. BFF Doogie bc I need a friend to call when I have a health thing I’ve googled. Which translates to telling me I don’t have cancer one or twice a week.
*whistles the Jeopardy theme* OKAY PENCILS DOWN. What are your choices?