Look at this trio. Look hard. Now make the difficult decision: who will you snog (meaning one and done), who will you marry, and who ends up your BFF? We’ll tell you ours if you tell us yours. Well, actually we’ll tell you ours anyway.
Isn’t it good to know we care about the real issues here at Keysmash? Okay, go!
Snog Matt Murdock, Marry Luke Cage, BFF Jessica Jones. I would actually do all the things with all of them, but this what I eventually settled on. Wanting to marry Luke Cage might have more to do with Mike Colter than Luke Cage, but whatever. Matt Murdock is hot but I don’t think I would want any kind of lasting relationship with him. Jessica is totally my BFF, she just doesn’t know it yet.
Snog Jessica Jones, Marry Matt Murdock, BFF Luke Cage. This one was HARD. I love Jessica Jones but she has some habits that I don’t think I could deal with full-time. I would sure as shit snog the hell outta her, though. Matt Murdock is such a squishy disaster of a man and I love him for it. But seriously, it would be a perfect relationship. He wouldn’t be able to see whatever gross outfit I have on, he’d take me dumpster diving with Clint Barton, and he’s a lawyer which I figure comes in handy. Plus he comes with Foggy, so. LUKE CAGE GOT MY BACK. Be jealous.
Snog Jessica Jones, Marry Luke Cage, BFF Matt Murdock. I haven’t watched Jessica Jones. I know. I KNOW so I’m going to go with Smooching her and then moving on. Luke Cage needs me to make sure he’s eating and sleeping as well as he can. He’s also the one who’s the best actual person. He’s kind and that is what I require for marriage. Also that means I’d get to hang with Misty Knight. YES! Matt needs a friend to help him remember to not rip out his stitches. I also feel like Foggy needs the backup. I’m here. Let me mom both of you.
*whistles the Jeopardy theme* OKAY PENCILS DOWN. What are your choices?