Look at this trio. Look hard. Now make the difficult decision: who will you snog (meaning one and done), who will you marry, and who ends up your BFF? We’ll tell you ours if you tell us yours. Well, actually we’ll tell you ours anyway.
Isn’t it good to know we care about the real issues here at Keysmash? Okay, go!
Literally all of these people are too competent to ever put up with the likes of me. But this is wishful thinking anyway, right? Snog Roxy, Marry Harry Hart, BFF Merlin. I would honestly do all the things with all the Kingsman agents. But umbrella-set-to-shotgun to my head, Harry is the lifetime commitment I’m ready and willing to make. I won’t put up a fight if that relationship includes Eggsy, either. Roxy is obviously a completely aces best friend, but she’s also super hot and I would absolutely snog her. And I figure if Merlin is my bestie he’d like make sure I’m doing things safely and help run the show, but sass me enough to keep me on my game. Plus it would be awesome to have a best pal who knows my hubby so well.
Snog Merlin, Marry Roxy, BFF Harry Hart. Don’t know what it is about Merlin but I feel in my gut he would give me the kiss of a life time. I can only handle that once and am willing to share that gift with the World. Roxy would be the best wife. I mean she’s smart, would have NO issues killing the spiders I trap under glasses while she’s not there AND she seems like someone I could really be friends with. I know that seems odd but for me friendship is key in a marriage. Harry is the friend who you take shopping to keep you from buying something AWFUL. “Put that down you don’t need it.” “That cut isn’t for anyone.” He’s also be great for getting you out of a Jam PLUS he’d be doing awesome with my wife so that’s a win/win.
*whistles the Jeopardy theme* OKAY PENCILS DOWN. What are your choices?