Snog/Marry/BFF: Food Network Personalities

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Look at this trio. Look hard. Now make the difficult decision: who will you snog (meaning one and done), who will you marry, and who ends up your BFF? We’ll tell you ours if you tell us yours. Well, actually we’ll tell you ours anyway.

Isn’t it good to know we care about the real issues here at Keysmash? Okay, go!

Snog Sandra Lee, Marry Alex Guarnaschelli, BFF Alton Brown. This was by far the most difficult. Snogging Sandra Lee because as much booze as she adds to her cooking, I’m not sure how sober she would be during the snogging so it could totally happen again. Marrying Alex Guarnaschelli because I feel like we could get along. Like we would both have our own things, but could also find common ground to share together. BFFing Alton Brown because as much as I love this man’s brain, I feel like I would need to be able to tell him to go home when he got to be too much. But I would love to listen to him go on and on over a dinner out.

Snog Sandra Lee, Marry Alex Guarnaschelli, BFF Alton Brown. I know nothing about these people, really, but I get the feeling that Alex and I would get along swimmingly just from the brief Google search I did on her. Therefore she can wife me up.  Considering one of the most popular images to pop up when I entered Sandra Lee’s name is a clip of her show where she’s grabbing her boobs, I’m going to guess she’d make a good snogee. Which leaves Alton as my bestie, which I think is a good thing! He’s a smart dude, right? He could be a good advice-giver. But really, can you go wrong with having a chef as your bestie or your spouse? I think not.

Snog Alex Guaraschelli, Marry Alton Brown, BFF Sandra Lee. Okay, I know very little about Alex so I’m happy to give her a quick kiss and move on. Alton is my same brand of weird and I think we could work well together. Think of the Cosplay’s we could DIY together!! *sigh* I would love to BFF Sandra because she’s the friend that I could convince to do crazy things while drunk. Like, try on a cosplay mask to see if the fumes of paint would make me pass out. And I would be there to also make sure she got home safe. It would balance out. 

*whistles the Jeopardy theme* OKAY PENCILS DOWN. What are your choices?

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