Snog/Marry/BFF: Teen Wolf Jailbait

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Look at this trio. Look hard. Now make the difficult decision: who will you snog (meaning one and done), who will you marry, and who ends up your BFF? We’ll tell you ours if you tell us yours. Well, actually we’ll tell you ours anyway.

Isn’t it good to know we care about the real issues here at Keysmash? Okay, go!

elle 50 px key aviKeep in mind I haven’t seen the last few seasons! Snog Hayden, Marry Mason, BFF Liam. I’m going to snog Hayden mostly because Liam reminds me of a family member so he’s absolutely out, ick and I’m going to marry Mason, SO. On that note, I want to marry him because he looks the least jailbait and Liz kind of sold me on him so he shall be my husband, if he is willing. Liam automatically gets the BFF position because he looks way too much like he is related to me and it is freaking me out. Maybe that’ll make him a perfect selection for BFF!

liz 50 px key aviSnog Hayden, Marry Mason, BFF Liam. I don’t know for sure if Mason likes girls as well as boys (has he said he’s gay, I can’t remember) but whatever, we can have a sexless marriage. That’s fine. He’s just SO GREAT. He’s funny, and kind, and so sweet. I adore him. I think he’s my favorite of the new kids. Which makes sense, considering he’s kind of the Stiles replacement. I would absolutely 100% snog Liam, but I kind of want him to be my BFF or really just my little bro. I could be the mom to Scott and Stiles’s two dads. I’m snogging Hayden because she’s the one of the three I have the least emotional connection to.

meg 50 x 50 key avi Snog Hayden, Marry Liam, BFF Mason. This whole post came to be because of my ~situation with Dylan Sprayberry. IT’S TERRIBLE. I AM OLD ENOUGH TO BE HIS MOTHER. But guess how many fucks I give? NONE OF THE FUCKS! NONE OF THEM! ::trashcan emoji:: I do realize we’re talking about Liam, not lil Dyl. And I actually do feel a tad skeezy saying I’d marry him because he seems a little more innocent and teenagery than the kid who plays him, but whatever. He can be my child bride.  Scott and I will have a co-parenting poly pack relationship and everyone’s happy. I assume that Mason comes along with Liam, so that’s why he’s gonna be my BFF. And I’m cool with that! I like Mason a lot and he can keep Liam company when mama needs a break. Hayden is a really cool character! But like Liz said, I don’t have a strong emotional connection to her so I’d be fine with her being a one-time thing. Bless. 

*whistles the Jeopardy theme* OKAY PENCILS DOWN. What are your choices?

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