Look at this trio. Look hard. Now make the difficult decision: who will you snog (meaning one and done), who will you marry, and who ends up your BFF? We’ll tell you ours if you tell us yours. Well, actually we’ll tell you ours anyway.
Isn’t it good to know we care about the real issues here at Keysmash? Okay, go!
Snog Bigfoot, Marry Frankenstein’s Monster, BFF King Kong. I haven’t seen any of these movies, so I’m basing this on looks and perception, which I realize is ridiculous in this case. But whatever, I’ve always thought Frankenstein’s Monster was misunderstood and probably pretty sweet at the end of the day. He’s definitely the most attractive (i.e. least furry) of the bunch. Bigfoot is probably pretty smelly, but I can hold my breath for one snog. (Also please realize that if this was Harry from Harry and the Hendersons I would be marrying him in a HEARTBEAT.) Which leaves King Kong as my bestie, and I’m a-okay with that. He’s protective, and … cuddly?
Snog Bigfoot, Marry Frankenstein’s Monster, BFF King Kong. I worked at a zoo and after seeing (and smelling) great apes in action I am 110% sure I could never be married to one. I don’t particularly want to snog one either but being able to say I kissed a Bigfoot and
I liked it survived would be cool. That being said, having a giant ape as a best friend would also be pretty cool AND I’d have a body guard for the impending apocalypse. Frankenstein’s Monster was actually pretty sweet, wasn’t he? Just sort of…monstery. Whatever. King Kong will keep him in line for me.
Snog King Kong, Marry Bigfoot, BFF Frankenstein’s Monster. Fun fact about me: I’m kind of terrified of gorillas so the most I could do is give King Kong a quick peck. I would marry Bigfoot because I feel like they would help me be able to live off the grid. I mean they’ve evaded humans for this long so I’ll have my bugout bag at the ready. Frankenstein’s Monster really needs a friend and I’m willing to do that. I couldn’t marry him though because he needs a lot of help adjusting to the world. I’d feel more like a mom than a partner. Pass.
*whistles the Jeopardy theme* OKAY PENCILS DOWN. What are your choices?