Look at this trio. Look hard. Now make the difficult decision: who will you snog (meaning one and done), who will you marry, and who ends up your BFF? We’ll tell you ours if you tell us yours. Well, actually we’ll tell you ours anyway.
Isn’t it good to know we care about the real issues here at Keysmash? Okay, go!
Snog Kate McCallister, Marry Clark Griswold, BFF Buddy. Confession: I’ve never seen any National Lampoon movie all the way through. Christmas Vacation is the one I’ve seen the most of, because it’s my Sissy and BIL’s holiday tradition to watch that movie. I think Clark is kind of dreamy in a doofy way, and he seems like a great husband and father. Buddy is too childlike for me to want to snog him or marry him, but having someone so sweet and pure as a BFF would probably do me good. Which leaves Kate as my snogee. I mean. I could certainly do worse!
Snog Buddy, Marry Clark Griswold, BFF Kate McCallister. Buddy isn’t exactly snogging material but I don’t think I’d be patient enough to have him as a bestie or, god forbid, as a spouse. Maybe we can just have some hot chocolate and look at Christmas lights? I am marrying Clark Griswold for weird father-figure reasons that I don’t really want to examine in-depth at this time. >.> Kate McCallister would be the BEST best friend. Despite her flakiness she’d be a lot of fun. A little unhinged? Maybe. But that’s what keeps things interesting. Fa la la la la.
Snog Clark Griswold, Marry Kate McCallister, BFF Buddy: I’ve seen all of Clark’s movies and the most time I want to spend with him is a quick kiss and I’m out. Kate is solid and despite missing a kid she did everything she could to get home. I like the commitment. Buddy, Oh sweet sweet Buddy. You I’d want to be friends with forever. Tho I could never marry him bc I’d feel more like his mom than partner.
*whistles the Jeopardy theme* OKAY PENCILS DOWN. What are your choices?