Look at this trio. Look hard. Now make the difficult decision: who will you snog (meaning one and done), who will you marry, and who ends up your BFF? We’ll tell you ours if you tell us yours. Well, actually we’ll tell you ours anyway.
Isn’t it good to know we care about the real issues here at Keysmash? Okay, go!
Snog Cam Talbot, Marry Sergei “Bob” Bobrovsky, BFF Braden Holtby. I’m snogging Cam. He seems like very sweet guy from his twitter posts and he totally has the DILF thing going (even if he is younger than me). I am ok just snogging this one (and maybe occasionally doing lunch?). I’m am soooo marrying Bob. He is my goalie and will always be. He is so personable (in his interviews and at signings). He also always has a smile and is so positive about life and everything that you can’t help but feel better about life after seeing him. Also any goalie that always hugs his captain after a win is AOK in my book. I bet he is also a super sweet husband who remembers the little things. *Sighs* Yep totally marrying Bob. Which mean Braden is my BFF. Bonus of being a BFF, you can go out drinking and you have to kiss occasionally cause you just love the person. If you make out, well *shrugs* it happens. Seriously though. This man is gorgeous and it was totally a toss up between him and Bob for marriage.
Snog Sergei Bobrovsky, Marry Cam Talbot, BFF Braden Holtby. Honestly, when we came up with this trio, this is not what I envisioned choosing. But the more I thought about it, the more I decided I don’t want to marry Braden Holtby, despite him being stupid hot and a nice guy, too. I think I just want to be pals. And if he and his wife occasionally want to invite me home for some extracurriculars, liiiiiiiiiike, I’m not saying no. I’m totally wifing up Cam Talbot. Is it because of his current proximity to Leon Draisaitl, Connor McDavid, and the love of my life Ryan Nugent-Hopkins? Maybe. But mostly I think he has a great face. Like he seems like an easy-going dude. Bob is darling, I do adore him, but sadly he’ll have to be my one-and-done for this trio. It’s not you, Bob, it’s me.
Snog Braden Holtby, Marry Cam Talbot, BFF Sergei Bobrovsky. I know who NONE of these fellas are so I just went off looks. *shrugs*
*whistles the Jeopardy theme* OKAY PENCILS DOWN. What are your choices?