Five Things: Squad Goals

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Every Friday we’ll pick a theme and then five things (hence the name! We’re so original!!!!!) that fit that theme. Feel free to make your own choices in the comments, or send them to us on Twitter. This week we’re talking about the fictional squads (gangs, crews, groups, etc.) that we would love to be a member of.

Liz's pick: Team Scorpion
Liz’s pick: Team Scorpion

new-key-avi-liz-50x50I was waffling for a while between the Scooby Gang from Buffy the Vampire Slayer and Five-0, but in the end this cyclone is where it’s at. They don’t need another Paige, but I want in anyway. I want to play silly games at the garage and listen to Happy snark at Toby and read Super Fun Guy comics with Sylvester. I would even put myself in danger for these goons. I love them all so much.

Raven Cycle

new-key-avi-meg-50x50OMG YOU GUYS. Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh my god. Liz and Rebecca read these books and were like “Meg seriously you need this in your life” and they were RIGHT. I can’t. I CANNOT. I seriously can’t even talk about it yet but right now my NUMBER ONE SQUAD is these kids. (I asked Liz to find me a picture because I’m not done with the last book so I didn’t want to Google it [I stg if anyone spoils me I will burn the internet down] [Chainsaw is missing. She’s in the squad.] [Read Liz’s review.])


new-key-avi-meg-50x50Liz and I had to flip a coin for this one. So technically the squad be Sam, Dean, Castiel, Crowley, Liz, & Meg. POLY AF. What. No but seriously how bad ass and attractive is this group of people? Imagine how cozy together we’d all be in the Impala. 

Bob’s Burgers

new-key-avi-mel-50x50Put me down in the yes column. I love this family and I love this show. I would gladly double date with Linda and Bob. I would have a jam session with Gene. Beta Fic for Tina and bail Louise out of jail. Plus I’ve always wanted to try one of Bob’s burgers. They make them sound so good! I should buy the cookbook.

Steven Universe
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new-key-avi-mel-50x50I love this show and everything it choses to be. I would gladly join the fight to keep the universe safe if I could fight along with most (Jasper is the worst) of these amazing people and gems. I think Greg and Connie could use another human to hang with and do humany things. Please let me love you all!

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  • leckadams

    Trixie And Katya. Seriously they are hilarious and I love them. They were both on S7 of RPDR & now have a youtube show on the WoW station called Unhhh. Seriously if you need a good laugh they are it.