Every Friday we’ll pick a theme and then five things (hence the name! We’re so original!!!!!) that fit that theme. Feel free to make your own choices in the comments, or send them to us on Twitter. This week we’re talking about SUMMER MOVIES. There are a lot of them to look forward to this year, but here are the ones we simply cannot wait for.
Liz’s pick: Dunkirk
Yeah, yeah, I know. Be more predictable, Liz. BUT HARRY STYLES!!!!! I cannot believe I’m going to see an incredibly depressing war movie just because of this asshole. I probably would have seen the movie eventually anyway, because Tom Hardy (and Cillian Murphy) but I’m actually going to sob in a theatre because of Harry Styles. I don’t know what this movie is about other than lots of soldiers dying, but does it matter? Nope.
Liz’s pick: Atomic Blonde
I honest to gosh could not care less if this movie is good or not CHARLIZE THERON IS SO HOT. And she’s bi? And has an accent? And swears a lot and kills dudes and and and … yes. Just yes to all of this. Can I watch it now?
Meg’s Pick: Kingsman 2: The Golden Circle
September 22 is totally still summer. I am STOKED for this movie. The costuming alone makes me want to see it but then I think about the cast and oh my GOD. Bring. It. On.
Mel’s pick: Wonder Woman
Look, I know this is out already but this was at the top of my list. If you haven’t seen it you should. I loved it and I think you may too. I’m trying to talk my hubs into seeing it with me again…
Mel’s pick: The Dark Tower
I’m soooo looking forward to this!! I mean you can see why, right? GIVE IT TO ME NOW!!