Five Things: Kookiest Teen Wolf Fan Theories

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Every Friday we’ll pick a theme and then five things (hence the name! We’re so original!!!!!) that fit that theme. Feel free to make your own choices in the comments, or send them to us on Twitter. This week we’re talking about Teen Wolf, and all the weird, out-there fan theories that have been floating around about our woofs.

Liz’s pick: Peter is our unreliable narrator.

This is kind of cheating, because it’s Meg’s theory, but I am all in on it. It’s been our way of handwaving some of the plot holes in the show. If the show is being told by Peter, then you can suspend your disbelief as much as you want. He’s just making all kinds of crap up! 

Meg’s Pick: Everything about Jennifer Blake

That Jennifer Blake was evil. OH WAIT THAT’S CANON. But remember when it wasn’t and people were getting into tumblr fights over whether or not it was misogynistic to hate her? For the record, I always hated her. #StopAbusingDerekHale2k17  

Meg: Peter was Jackson’s dad

So there’s this theory that from the start of the series Peter was supposed to have been Jackson’s ~real father. Then whatever that drama was happened and Colton left and that’s where Malia came from. Which leads me to ask, does this in turn mean Stiles/Jackson was always the endgame? Hmmmmmmmmmm? 

Mel’s Pick: What Lydia was

Oh man, the theories I read on what she was. I think my fave one would have to be that she was a version of the Little Mermaid and the wolves were holding her and her family captive. Suck it Hans Christian Andersen. 

Mel’s Pick: That Danny was the Mastermind behind all of the EVIL

It will shock no one that I’ve read A LOT of fan theories on this beautiful dimpled face.  Everything from secret witch to government operative but I think my favorite was that he was the one who started all the shit. That he somehow called peter and was the one giving him all the spells. He also called in the alphas and was blackmailing that creepy vet to be the worst watcher ever. When I first read it I was ready to go to war to defend him but now I’d take it just to have him back on the show. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO DANNY? 

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